Since I'm not qualified to touch your back, nor am I a licensed comedian (do they need licenses?), I've chosen instead to fast forward to the world at large, via a few pictures, and make my manipulations there. I'm not going for belly laughs. I'll leave that to Comedy Central. But if a trace of a smile lights up your eyes, and for the moment, your perspective of the world, than I'm happy to oblige.
So, you have two choices. Click on the "Read More " button below right for subtle, tongue-in-cheek humor or click on Comedy Central for the belly laughs. Whatever you need, enjoy both the levity and your weekend. I'll be back Monday.