Obviously there was something wrong with the map! We’d spent our first 30 minutes getting nowhere but lost, no closer to exiting the 8-acre maze of corn than pi’s digits were to ever terminating. It was all so irrational!
At least we didn't resort to calling 911 like the Massachusetts couple did last year when their experience with a maze left them completely dazed.
Our numbers (five adults and six kids) were making the going as crazed as the maze, not to mention all the jockeying among us for the lead position.